Category Archives: Irreverent Stuff

Monopolies further entrench themselves in society and my subconscious

After reading that Amazon acquired Whole Foods, I had a dream that I was involved in a promotion that was shot in our local store. Jeff Bezos was part of it, and I played a ditzy housewife that kept bumping … Continue reading

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My heart will swim on

A clear path for the heart warrants the breast stroke. When unsure, it treads water, or floats. A rare few inspire the butterfly. It’s not fond of that “sinking feeling,” and sometimes, must simply crawl to get by. It wisely … Continue reading

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Are you a wart hog or a wart hoarder? Big dif 

Meanwhile, whatever happened to good old-fashioned ass-grabbing? ****************************** “High Energy, Low Caliber: The Donald Trump Story” and “Dumber Than W” are two possible titles I’ve got for a book I’m working on about our current president. ****************************** I’m uncomfortable when … Continue reading

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Strike a pious pose

Low libido runs in my family. I’m not quite sure how I even HAVE a family. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Never once as a child did I ever say I wanted to grow up and own a mansion, because I already knew the … Continue reading

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Meet Val Rogers and Go See Her Cabaret “Beyond the Sea”

Known throughout this region, Val Rogers is an accomplished vocalist, arranger and entertainer who has performed in New England, Virginia, and New York City, as well as overseas for military personnel and their families for the USO and United States … Continue reading

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9 fibs and 1 fact

1. Water and oil mix well together.  2. I know what you did last summer. 3. Dolly Parton has a vestigial penis. 4. Stalagtites inspired the first Wonder Bra. 5. The Dalai Lama wears Depends. 6. Your ego continues to … Continue reading

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Wise Ass Woman

We need a wiseass woman to take charge of this whole world. Nice girls can become wise guys when their piehole power’s unfurled. A heart of gold, a soul of steel; the sassy mind runs free. Her words and attitude … Continue reading

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